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Vaganus

A person that acts like an asshole but tries to make you the bad guy for calling them out on their behavior in a passive-aggressive way. Thus being an asshole and a pussy at the same time in your behavior.

Don't threaten me and then back peddle when I confront you, only a vaganus would do that.

by SFNL January 07, 2018

Vaganus

Term used to describe the vagina and anus as one general private area.

That girl has a beautiful vaganus. I’d love to eat her vaganus till she cums.

by CPTPA June 22, 2021

Vaganus

When a small vagina is savaged by a penis of large girth (cockzilla), this causes the wall between the vagina and the anus to collapse. This creates one hole AKA Vaganus.

I tore that bitch a vaganus. I'm sure she's got a vaganus. This vaganus has an echo. You could live in this vaganus.

by Mike Boom Doom Heath. June 19, 2008

Vaganus

The Vaganus is the name given to ones area of skin between ones Vagina (front bottom) and ones Anus (back bottom) this is the female equivalent of the male Gooch.

Male 1 - man i went down on this chick last night Male 2 - shit yeah what was it like Male 1 - Sucked balls dude she had a well hairy Vaganus

by Finger Guns January 13, 2011

Vaganus

As of or relating to a woman who has a vagina and an anus that are unusually close together. Or just connected.

I had sex with Sally yesterday and I couldn't tell which hole was which. Dude she had a vaganus.

by JaBlowMyRyan21 October 18, 2009

Vaganus

Noun. Female genitalia that serves the additional function of excreting feces (shitting / pooping) as compared to a vagina. Pronunciation: Ver-jay-nus.

Had hot curry last night, my vaganus is on fire!

by maxjustin February 11, 2010

Vaganus

After the birth of a very large baby the whole that is left behind. Within medical terminology it is properly referred to as a 4th Degree tear.

After she pushed out that 12 pound baby we had to go into the operating room to repair the huge VAGANUS that it left. Her VAGANUS was of epic proportions, glad she had an epidural!!!

by yoni nurse September 08, 2010