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Vaginasaurus

A vagina which is so ancient that it needs a team of anthropologists to recognise it.

Your Grandma: "Look at my vaginasaurus!"

by Gossip Who? August 07, 2009

vaginasaurus

Someone whos a total betch

Heather Ries is a vaginasaurus

by TheGnip March 21, 2007

vaginasaurus

a sexual tiger who feeds on vagina. More Commonly known as a Vaginasaurus.. They eat vagina for breakfast lunch and dinner, and their mouth commonly tastes salty.. from you know.. eating out a.. poontang and discharge entering their mouth.

Did you see that vaginasaurus, Kade? His mouth is extremely salty.. Dumb Fuck. xD

by SexualTigeress April 03, 2011

vaginasaurus

1. A large predator that should have been extinct a million years ago.

2. A xxxxtra large women who u must first role in flour to find the wet spot.

1. Vaginasaurus is like a riding a Japanese bike... Both fun to ride.. But you wouldn't want your friends to see you riding one.

2. The vaginasaurus that is smiling at me from the bar

by treespur October 03, 2007

vaginasaurus

The anatomy of an ancient and should be extinct reptilic woman of the Mesozic dating era. Usually carnivorous and often of enormous size.

Term can also be used in reference to the female attached to the anatomy

He became a gay vegetarian after he was mauled by the Vaginasaurus.

The vaginasaurus gave a deep throated growl and the stench of fleshy decay filled the bedroom.

by Bermuda Ben May 12, 2008

Vaginasaurus Rex

A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless and destructive women. From "vagina" referring to the mamalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (conined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard" The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.

My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.

by Dr. Chris March 03, 2005

vaginasaurus regina

a very large vagina, perhaps to the point of being attractive to men.

The whore's cunt kind of looks likes a vaginasaurus regina.

by uttam maharjan February 13, 2010