Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

valdek

a fat Polynesian queer who licks his own asscrack while doing school work

"look at that disgusting valdek over there"

by BananaAss34 May 06, 2020

valdek

a hacking ass piece of shit that can't be bothered to do work so he hacks his way to success. How can a real human fucking being get 25,000 points in a week?? Hack into the answer for that Valdick.

tell me what this means you trick ass fuckface
010101001010101010101000100101011111111001011010

Valdek can go choke on his 1s and 0s.

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 06, 2020

valdek

a hacking ass piece of shit that can't be bothered to do work so he hacks his way to success. How can a real human fucking being get 25,000 points in a week?? Hack into the answer for that Valdick.

tell me what this means you trick ass fuckface
010101001010101010101000100101011111111001011010

Valdek can go choke on his 1s and 0s.

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 06, 2020