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vanwinkle

An awesome last name that derives from the dutch. Usually has bad luck with stumping toes into random things. And a bad temper.

"Man, those vanwinkles will shank a bitch."

by sweetink September 25, 2009

vanwinkle

A very ba last name, and your related to vnnilla ice

Alison Vanwinkle likes balls and has herpes.

by booser April 09, 2005

vanwinkle

That person who is friends with Reed Jennings.she is nice but sometimes odd.her cat is extra stupid

Vanwinkle just fell off a cliff

by rjboard October 17, 2010

rebecca vanwinkle

A dumb ass bitch that is fake as her eyebrows

That girl is such a Rebecca vanwinkle she'sfake

by Burnt bread September 05, 2017

rebecca vanwinkle

A poopoo head that will make you wipe that ricotta cheese ass with a gun to your head. A morty mouth that never stops bleeding and never dies from it.

That rebecca vanwinkle is crazy as hell, the proof is in the ricotta cheese.

by Diddypoopoogun April 23, 2020