A fork of Rural Dictionary
'Varg Vikernes' or 'Kristian Vikernes'. The man behind the band 'Burzum'. Vikernes was convicted for killing a member of the band Mayhem ('Euronymous') by stabbing him 26 times in the back. However Vikernes reveals in his memoirs that he infact stabbed him once in the head, and Euronymous simply stumbled onto glass. 'Snorre' (Also from Mayhem) was also convicted of assisting in the murder.
Vikernes is also a very appreciated Philosopher, and continues to write pieces of a nihilistic, pan-europeanist nature from his prison cell.
Man, Varg is so cool when he doesn't have that goatee.
to say something moderately normal followed up by the most insane shit you've ever heard
Fan~“Hey Varg, how can I conserve water to save the environment?” varg~"Leaving your water running as you wash dishes is very wasteful, it's not hard to turn off the faucet in between dishes. This is why I bathe once a month." Fan~“wow, I thought we could have a casual conversation but u Varged it instead”
Varg is a word you used to describe something that you disapprove of.
When you see someone acting or looking a mess when you're out some where, you and your friends will say "that's so varge".
Street name for Vicks' Vaporub
Bro, I ain't feeling good, could you rub some varge on me?