Country Dictionary

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vartanian

A short haired douche bag that drives expensive white trucks. He thinks he's the shit and lives in his fancy house next to car dealer.

Vartanian: hey guys wanna go tip cows in my expensive truck?

Us: No vartanian we dont like douche bags in our town.

by abc4012345 January 01, 2012

anthony vartanian

hottest kid out there, also aren i hate you

Ily anthony vartanian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by antony spurs September 27, 2022