A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang: The act of defecation. Directly synonymous to; To dump a turd. To Pinch a Deuce. Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1: I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail. Example 2: If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.