Country Dictionary

Where people make Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parodies (most which suck ass) and talk about Kates hoof.

WHAT THE HOOF?
Too lazy to find or think of a Bel-Air parody

A best friend who you share fun things to do with (and actually do them)

Alaina is my Vestie, we're always going to the coolest events together.
If you don't wanna go I'll just ask my Vestie to go with me.

a place on the internet full of geeks who can't get laid and are mean and sarcastic. in other words.. the best place in the world.

I went to the vesti today and they called me a douchebag.

An internet drug. Causes a halt in brain cell production, a significant decrease in intelligence and maturity, and produces a large amount of "face_plain-ism".

For teh vesti!
Didn't read, LOL.

goddess of thunder and awesome vests

"did you see that girl? her vest is badass"
"yeah, she seems like a total vestie"

Short name for "Teh Vestibule", a forum on IGN. Known for the "vesti standards".

Let's go post a logical and compassionate statement at Teh Vestibule forum.

teh place were the uber l337 nerds hang out and talk about butsecks all day.

The vesti is so lame.