A fork of Rural Dictionary
Extremely Violent Diahrea. Pronounced "Vie - Dye"
Example 1: "Oh man, I shouldn't have had Mexican for lunch. I'm gonna have ViDi for sure!"
Example 2 : "I know a guy who ate 4 Taco Bell meals in 30 min, and he had ViDi for the next 2 days"
I saw, I conquered, I came.
I saw her/him, I had sex with them, I ejaculated.
Person 1: How did it go last night?
Person 2: Vidi, Vici, Veni.
Person 1: Glad you finally got some action...
Latin for "I came, I saw, I conqured". Julius Caeser said this after kicking nearly EVERYONE's ass and hooking up with Cloepatra around 47 BC. Look it up.
If I was as bad as Julius Caeser I'd be able to say "Veni, vidi, vici".
Real Term: Julius Caeser said this when discribed how/what he did on his campaign. (veni (I came), vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered)
Pepped-up horny teenagers term: vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered), veni (I came)
Meaning: I saw the women, I talked to her and convinced her to go to her place, I ejaculated.
Caeser: Veni, vidi, vici
Dumbass 16 y/o: vidi, vici, veni