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Wi-Fi

A way to get Internet access, the term Wi Fi is a play upon the decades-old term HiFi that describes the type of output generated by quality musical hardware, Wi Fi stands for Wireless Fidelity and is used to define any of the wireless technology in the IEEE 802.11 specification - including (but not necessarily limited to) the wireless protocols 802.11a, 802.11b, and 802.11g. The Wi-Fi Alliance is the body responsible for promoting the term and its association with various wireless technology standards.

I am heading out of the house and I need Wi-Fi to check my email.

by Hyperion-X January 02, 2006

Wi-Fi

wireless fucking internet

Who do i have to sweet talk to get some wireless fucking internet in this town?!? We have Wi-Fi at the holiday in

by badasswordinventor March 22, 2009

Wi-fi

Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached

Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship" Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"

by slothbear7 April 21, 2010

wi-fi

wireless - free - internet

Hey Joe, remember when you logged countless hours as a post-grad in computer science helping to create some foundation for the internet? Well your efforts shouldn't be in vain, we're now hooked up with interface wirelessly and calling it Wi-Fi.

by qtimo December 28, 2009

Wi-Fi

A term used to describe someone who is "Half-White, Half-Filipino".

Person 1: So you're just white, right? Person 2: No, actually I'm Wi-Fi! Person 1: Wow, that's so cool. Let me guess. You're father was in the military and got stationed in the Philippines? Person 2: Haha, yup!

by Yeagermeister_96 September 10, 2018

Wi-Fi

Wireless Fucking Internet Wi-Fi internet offered in many residential and commercial buildings throughout the world. In most cases, the wireless is credible and can be used for most types of web browsing. But you may occasionally stumble upon the crappy wireless. Good for downloading web pages and web pages alone.

Girl: Hey, I'm heading to the store. Want to come along? They have Wi-Fi... Guy: Sure, I'm gonna bring my laptop so I can pirate their Wireless Fucking Internet!!!

by Bill Schneiut March 17, 2008

Wi-Fi

What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet. Pom Is A Girl Who's Into Internet & Needs It So She Can Check Her Social Media, Like Facewoof, Gtail, Reddig, & Tumfur. She Complains That There Isn't Any Wi-Fi On Her Computer.

Pom: If This Is Bikini Bottom, Then Where Da Wi-Fi? In Bikini Bottom, Shouldn't There Be Ultra High Speed Wi-Fi Everywhere? Spongebob Squarepants: Wi-Fi? What's That? It's What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet & I Need Da Wi-Fi! Spongebob Squarepants: Well, I Don't Know Where Wi-Fi Is.

by Handle Here April 13, 2018