A fork of Rural Dictionary
what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony) CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
Something that weenies do after they take a dump.
Meagan: "Who wipes??" Hannah: "NOT ME!" Meagan: "Me either" Hannah: "Obviously." *Clyde walks in* Meagan and Hannah "..." Clyde: "I wipe..." Meagan: "Ew."