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What Would Satan Do?

Also sometimes used as:
WWLD:What Would Lucifer Do?
WWBD:What Would Beelzebub Do?
WWDD:What Would the Devile Do?
and the ever popular WWTCBD:What Would That Capitolistic Bastard Do?

I thought of opening the door for her, but then I looked down at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I slammed the door in her face and bit the heads off all of the lab rats.

So Billy came over and asked me to dance, I thought about but then I looked at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I said no and then set the school gym on fire!

What Would Spock Do

Person A: WWSD?

Person B: The logical thing.

What Would Scooby Do?

Seen on many bumper stickers, this is a parody of the phrase "What Would Jesus Do?"

I looked at the wallet on the ground and asked myself, "WWSD?" I stuffed the thing in my pocket and went to buy some Scooby Snacks.

WWSD, is an acronym for “What would Santa do?” It is something you ask yourself when you need guidance.

"Pizza or burger? Think. WWSD? Eureka! Pizza burger... I wish I'd thought of that."

What Would Snooki Do?

Kelly: WWSD?
Hallie: Um, she'd dance on the boardwalk by herself.
Kelly: Than that is what we shall do!

Acronym for "What Would Suze Do" (as in Suze Orman, personal finance guru).

When I think about using my credit card to buy things that I can't afford I should always look down at my "WWSD" bracelet to remind myself that Suze Orman would tell me to stop that the thought and keep the card in my wallet.

WWSD - What would Shelly Do?

Sammy felt nervous when she learned that she’d be taking care of Shelly’s kids. So I told her to ask herself WWSD? Shelly was a great mother and, as long as she continued to ask herself (WWSD, the kids would be just fine. :)