Country Dictionary

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

some one who steals waffles

" I AM! THE WAFFELER"
" DAMN THAT WAFFELER DID IT AGAIN! stole my damn waffles "

nummy foodstuffs

wow that waffel was fantastic!

the square coffers, or hollow spaces, found on the underside of a two-way concrete slab system. Such a slab is known as a waffle slab.

Waffle slabs are the most delicious floor system EVER.

Mmm, looking up at the ceiling in Cowgill always makes me hungry. I'd love to turn this building over and fill all those waffelations with butter and syrup.

nummy foodstuff, but also used in german phrases like: Hast du was an der Waffel?! (are you crazy)
and insted of da word weapon

P1:Iam da new champ in this death-matcharena.

P2: HAHA, just wait till ya feel my new waffel

pet name for lost foreskin later deemed living creature

" yes, and on the freeway it is picked up by a little girl and she keeps a leash on em n names em waffels."

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.

I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(