A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pronounced WA-FFER.
Waffer is a rare word. It can be used in any single sentence and would be perfectly acceptable. It can be both insultive and it could also be complimentary.
1. That guy is a complete Waffer.
2. You was a Waffer in moving for that Gal.
3. Lets get it on you Waffer.
To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.
Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.
Catholic girls who attend female Catholic schools, in turn being extremely aggressive toward males. Can be very skanked out. Waffer refers to communion. See Phil Hendries Show.
"So we have all these Poohbah skanked out waffer trash girls coming to our dances."
- RC Collinsworth, Phil Hendries Show
A trashy chick willing to do anal with no prior foreplay, often recommending it as if there's a benefit to it.
"I heard that chick Veronica let Richard fuck her in the ass behind Taco Bell"
"What a nacho waffer"