A fork of Rural Dictionary
A situation that is ironic and often comes paired with the Wah-wah sound effect.
America was formed when a bunch off assholes decided that they didn't want to give money to the country they were born in. The country that provided protection, transportation, and a wide variety of goods during colonization asking simply for a small tax in return. After killing a whole bunch of redcoats, Americans were finally free from having to pay taxes. Then they implemented taxes....Wah-wah.
This is the noise of a sad trombone, usually lowering in pitch after each 'wah,' that sounds off when someone whines or something bad happens. The last 'wah' sometimes is spelled with extra Hs or capitalizations, in order to drag out the last and saddest sounding 'wah.' Interchangable with a fail, a boo hoo, or finger tear drops.
Jason: d00d that girl just shot me down. Aimee: wah wah wahhh! Jer: I wanted to go to the show tonight but then I got grounded because my mom caught me watching pr0n. Craig: wah wah WAH!
Used in retaliation to someone being a wet-wipe/oversensitive
Holly: You don't understand, I really cared about him Teo: Wah Wah Wah. Get over it.
a female wizard and part-time shrink to th eposterman
Posterman says 'here wah wah wah im depressed and dont understand how the world works?', Wah WAh WAh says 'dont worry posterman, it'll all be ok, now where is that bottle of wine?'
The sound you make when someone says a crappy joke or something stupid. You usually emphasize the last "wah" by dragging it out in a low monotone voice and looking at the person like an idiot.
Douche: Hey, do you know Chuck Norris' blood type? Non-douche: No. Douche: Trick question: he doesn't bleed. Non-douche: Wah Wah.