Country Dictionary

Wain(s) is the Scottish term for child. Used mainly in the west of Scotland around the Glasgow area.

Wee Linda: Did ye know that Shantel's huvin ene'r wain??? Big Linda: Aye? That'll be so she kin get mare aff the social!!!

To long out the ting, sesh, or gathering with an unacceptable excuse that further enrages the party against the one who is “waining”.

“This man is waining the boys i swear, i dont know why this creases me.”

A child. The word is commonly used in this way in norn iron

I tuk the wains down t'watch the match, like

"rain" in little kid language

Little girl: will it wain mommy Mom: who knows Lil Wayne: i make it wain Fan: dont u mean rain?

Man; substituted for humorous effect

You da waine. That's one small step for waine; one giant leap for wainekind. "Secret Agent Waine".

Why am I not surprised

Adam and his new girlfriend are still in bed. WAINS...

When seeing something, both cool and stupid at the same time. A combination of fail and win.

Man 1: Have you seen this photo of a red-neck house boat. Man 2: WHAT!? But that's either a win or a fail. Man 1: So its a WAIN.