A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have an otherwise pleasant experience ruined by someone else's selfish or demanding behavior
I was having a lovely vacation until Karen wallied it, then I just wanted to go home.
Being Wallied is being beaten by your mother (or parental unit) with a flip-flop. To be properly Wallied it must be by your mother who is shorter than you with a pink leopard print flip-flop.
P1: My phone is dead and if I don't get home soon my mom is gonna wallie me.
P2: Pink flip flop and all
P1: ...Yeah
P2: Oh I gotta see this. You getting wallied will be sick.
P1: You're an @$$.
The term Bill Cosby used in a comedy routine/story, meaning penis. In this scenario, he'd just stepped out of the shower and began peeing in the toilet standing up. His two toddler-age daughters open up the door, walk in, and start to yell and point at his "wally-wally" and ask if they will get one. He yells at them and they leave him wondering how he's going to go about explaining sex to his daughters (because he forgot to several weeks before).
-"Ooooooohhhhhhh, Daddyyyyyyyy...you gotta wally-waaallllyyyy!"
-Now up comes the principal with the police, "Mr. Cosby, why don't you come with us, please?" "What for?" "For showing your kids your wally-wally..."
it's a slang word for a male's ding dong. Comedian Bill Cosby used it on a comedy sketch on his "For Adults Only" comedy album.
Bill Cosby describes going down a hallway to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night nude and his daughter sees him like this, with his cock hanging down. She says, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Daddy's got a wally wally."
to drive around aimlessly with nothing to do.
so bored ive been wallying around all day.
An amazing girl that makes everyone she meets feel special and cared for.
I wish more girls were like Wallis