A fork of Rural Dictionary
For one too be absolutely and unequivocally mind-fucked. A wanked state of consciousness usually occurs around finals week, when students are reduced to angry twitching wankers. Wanked can also carry the connotations of being really fucked up on some dank shit.
"Well, I was gonna start studying for my history final but I was way too wanked to pull it off." "Dude some sticky purp got in last night and i was basically wanked outta my skull"
The past tense word for masturbation.
I just wanked to your picture.
(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums: Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable. Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.
Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years. Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.
Wanked is a word derived from Wanker. It basically means that you were fucked.
I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.
An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent. Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..." Response: "Wank wank wank." Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!" Response: "Wank wank wank." Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!" Response: "Wank wank wank."