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Wanky

Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.

Example 1: Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it" Santana-"Wanky" Emma-"Santana!" Example 2: Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike" Quinn- Looks around in confusion Santana- "Wanky" Example 3: Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable" Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do hard with you than easy with someone else." Santana- "Wanky" Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.

by Auntie Snix March 16, 2020

Wanky

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension. Used by the one and only Santana lopez.

That Brittany, she is so wanky

by Brittanaislovebitches February 25, 2011

Wanky

Said when pointing out innuendos in conversation, similar to "that's what she said" except less of a joke. Frequently used by Santana Lopes on the comedy series Glee.

Girl: "could you help me fill this hole?" Guy: "Yeah" Santana: "Wanky" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Dan and Phill Trash August 04, 2019

Wanky

Odd, different, confused, strange...

That is a wanky way of seeing things..That weird picture makes my eyes wanky.. I feel real wanky about this date tonight...

by Kowgirlnme December 20, 2016

Wanky

A word that is used in a sexual reference.

Woman: I want you to grind that metal to make a cascade of sparks- Guy interrupts: Well shouldn't we go to a grinding class or something. Girl: Wanky

by Gurrrrr November 03, 2013

Wanky

When something (usually technological) acts in a finicky or inconsistently operable fashion.

"My internet usually runs smooth but today it's been acting a little wanky." "I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."

by mailboxfish October 04, 2011

Wanky

To be cranky and to whine.

"Stop being wanky or i wil ground you."

by digigoogi August 16, 2009