A fork of Rural Dictionary
An impossible, made up trick that you ask a skateboarder to do, used to utterly confuse them.
Niall: "Do a warthog!" Random skater: "What the fuck is a Warthog?"
The act of simultaneously sucking on two penises at the same time. Name derived from the two tusks protruding from the snout of the animal.
Much to my surprise, she was warthogging Dan and Phil when I walked into the room.
A derogatory word to call someone, such as a friend, when they do not answer your incoming FaceTime call.
Girl: Wow, Max is such a Warthog. I know he can see my call but does not pick up. Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.
A pitiful slob of a human being. Completely and utterly worthless. Smells like garbage. Tries to run fast like Sonic.
"That Jayden kid is a total warthog. Big ole tusks and errything!" "Yeah, and he smells like garbage!" "Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"
When performing the deed from behind, equip the double shakas, crank the thumbs into her mouth pushing into her cheeks/gums (double fish hook stlye). Twisting palms up, forcing the pinkies back (replicating the tusks), the warthog is born, she will... squel.
Yeah i heard a loud piggish squeal from the back room, I walked in hurriedly to find Tom performing the "Warthog" on Jessikah. It was simply arrousing
a snotty animal. there was one in the lion king who was very body confident. i like body confident warthogs.
the warthog snorted, ‘you do not insult my body!’
A Really Ugly Girl Who Thinks Shes Fine That Has A Fucked Up Face And Her Teeth Looks Like Theres Tusks Coming Out Like A Warthog.
OMG DID YOU SEE THAT WARTHOG. Dude She Needs Some Braces On The Spot I Mean Wtf.