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A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
This freaky chick I know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies
When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.
When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet! Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.
I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days. My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.
naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand
Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach. “Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?” “I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?” “I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”