Country Dictionary

A bottle of water

Can you pass me my wattle, please?

The act of watching a wattles video or playing Minecraft

Hey john it’s time for bed.

Not now mom, I’m wattling

1. The red skin hanging from a turkey's neck/throat.
2. A male cameltoe.

1. That turkey had a large wattle.
2. Damn. That guy needs to stop wearing such tight clothes! Didn't you see his wattle?

When someone could not screw something up any worse and then does, it is known as a wattling.

Damn, way to go wattling, you douche bag.

The extreme version of waffle. Can be used In serious arguments and can be used in any type of context

Nahh ur wattling or ur a wattler

One who is characterized by a chronic addiction to Pepsi, Myspace, and porn. Is often assumed to be a mentally retarded pedophile. Physically unimpressive: concave chest, pimply bony face, frazzled unwashed hair, and no ass whatsoever.

Hey, look at that douchebag over there drinking Wild Cherry Pepsi and ogling those 8th graders! He is such a Wattles

1 the thing that hangs from a turkey neck. obiously. it says that in a previous definition!

2 a hangin-ass pussy.

"that bitch whipped out her hangin-ass vagina!"
"you mean 'wattle'?"
"no, fuck you."