A fork of Rural Dictionary
lame, bad, performing poorly, opposite of money. (History). Originally coined by Craig's friend from college, Danny, weak-sauce has become a much needed buzzword in the lame, not cool category, with thanks to Boomer Esiason and Marv Albert who used it on an Monday Night Football broadcast in '02.
The Denver Nuggets scored 68 points in the entire game yesterday, making their offensive output weak-sauce.
Jason Silverman's unfertile semen that he plants in every crackwhore he can find in conway, massachusetts. First used when he was raped by a 40 year old fat woman at the age of 7 and this woman never got pregnant like she wanted too.
Rob:"Damn yo....Jason just banged that whore from douche street"
other guy: " its ok though because jason has some weak-sauce...the best that shat can do is produce a retard baby that has only one arm but has 11 fingers on it and possibly another crazy fetus hanging off its ass"
Rob: "wow, ur right that is some weak-sauce"
slang; calling one "weak sauce" compares said individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.
Damn, that fool at the gym was weak sauce.
Adj.
1. Describes the lamest of the lame. The epitome of awful.
1. That bud was weak sauce.
Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.
That concert was weak sauce, I can't believe I paid to see it.
Or
Your Face is weak sauce.
The utmost example of lame.
The pinnacle of pointlessness.
Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.
When motivating your children:
"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!