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Weathered

Also Weath. The after effects of alcohol or drugs.

She had a lot to drink last night, she was weathered.

by Weathered, Weath May 23, 2009

Weathered

1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim. 2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.

1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!" 2. *Girl bangs into door* Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."

by AlThePal November 20, 2011

Weathered

When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.

I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.

by Rnrdozer February 08, 2017

The weather

What to talk about when you meet your neighbor early in the morning by the mailbox in your pajamas and can't think of anything else to say. Weather precedes "the kids".

Bob: The weather is nice today, isn't it? John: Yes, it is. Bob: ... John: ... (awkward silence) Bob: So how are the kids?

by Oracle Almighty November 29, 2010

weathered

adj. or verb used to describe someone who has not aged well.

Dude, did you see Heather, she has really weathered.

by citizendc December 30, 2008

weather

Weather is the thing that makes blighty so unbearable. In blighty weather is terrible all the time, so much so that many people choose to move abroad or simply jump into the ocean and try to swim to another country. The general weather pattern acorss the United Kingdom is rain, rain, rain. Then a cold front. Then rain, rain, rain. Then freezing winds and snow. Then rain, rain, rain. The Roman Emperor Caeser once abandoned his quest to rule Britain because of the weather, and during the second world war the Luftwaffe were defeated in the Battle of Britain because the steel that made their aeroplanes rusted within minutes of coming into contact with British weather.

Tim: "How's the weather?" Jerry: "You know, sunny!"

by Jamie Douglas September 01, 2006

Weatherize

To prepare oneself for the outdoors by adding or removing layers of clothing. In wintertime, the word "winterize" may be used, instead, to more specifically define the act of preparing oneself for the cold winter weather outside by putting on one's coat, hat, scarf, boots, and/or gloves.

Sam and his friends are about to go outdoors, but he hasn't finished getting himself ready clothing-wise. Sam to his friends: "Hold on guys... I still need to weatherize!"

by supernova4 December 18, 2011