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Weep-O-Meter

The thing that is the Weep-O-Meter is that it measures how hard you cry at a movie,at birth,etc. There are 5 grades. Grade 1 = No crying Grade 2 = Sadness felt inside Grade 3 = Silent crying,you will tear for real Grade 4 = Real,normal audible crying Grade 5 = WWAAAAAHHH *floods with tears* ohhhh NOOOOOOO *30 mins later* *sobs* eeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

(back in the mid-90s) Guy1:Dude! DUDE!!! Did you saw that brand spanking new The Lion King? Guy2:Yes,the part when Mufasa died caused a 3 on the Weep-O-Meter for me. That was sad,but I'm strong... Guy1:*sobs* not flashbacks again... I g-got 5...

by NonBad February 26, 2020