A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.
As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.
“I’m a wellness advocate. Would you like more details on my snake oils?”
A person who’s balls deep in some mlm company or pyramid scheme. Usually involves google searching research.
Well, I’m a wellness advocate and have done tons of research on this.