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Wet Willie

A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.

Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs

by wet Willy Wonka December 15, 2008

Wet Willie

A joke some people play at parties. It consists of poking your finger first into your own mouth and then into your "friend"'s ear. It was originated on the "SpongeBob SquarePants" cartoon show. SpongeBob played it on Patrick Star.

Patrick: "Did you stick your tongue in my ear, SpongeBob?" SpongeBob: "No, Patrick--I gave you a Wet Willie!" Patrick: "Oh, okay. I thought you were doing something gross!"

by Rank Frank February 12, 2012

Wet Willie

While getting head pull her head back and turn it sideways and blow it in her ear.

what happens to matt with his boyfriends

by Devin March 31, 2004

Wet Willie

See Illustration. Anytime. Anyplace. Especially the Anal Office.

"Monica, you dirty girl...Wet Willie is coming ...ugggggggghhhhhhhh"...........

by StevieTheOldFrigginFart September 27, 2017

Wet Willie

blow job

"Bro last night Jessica gave me a mean wet willie"

by XXXands September 22, 2017

wet willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

by stamm September 01, 2003

wet willy

a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victims ear hole and then turns it round and round.

"i gave that asshole a wet will" "that asshole gave me a wet willy"

by the_jinx April 01, 2003