A fork of Rural Dictionary
The magic word that appears when a thirteen year old boy discovers that Whale-cum and Welcome sound alike.
Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time
"hey i got you some doughnuts" "thanks man" "you're whalecum"
When you're having sex, and either you or your partner cum, the other says "Walecum" for making you cum
Justin: Oh fuck baby, I'm so close Hailey: *Fucks harder* Fuck you like this? Justin: Y-yes... fuuuuck *cums* Hailey: Whalecum
Whalecum meaning Welcome As in You're Welcome
First Fren: thank you Second Fren: Whalecum Bob: Thank you Judy: Whalecum Bob: Tasty