A fork of Rural Dictionary
a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"
*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head* Nicole: hahahahaha! Mary: What the crap?!
most amazing phrase ever. use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.
"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!" me:what the crap does that mean?
an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper' 'what the shitface' for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc' if people don't know it - send them here.
guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird... girl: what the shitface?! guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.
What Strong Bad says a lot..
"...what.. Brian!!? WHat the crap!? Unless brian is short for.. brianrietta.. or brian-sue..."
engrish form of what the crap, found in a dub of the Kenshin movie
w00t I am having Teh 1337 itemzor...what a crap! It's gone....
something retarded kids say when they get surprised, confused, or angry
NO MORE WoW?! WHAT THE CRAP, DAD?!