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Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough Kid: Why: Mom: Well…….. Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺 Mom: HON! Dad: Yes Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From Dad: I Think So Mom: Ok. 3 2 1 Marrator: After They Explained Kid:😟 Kid: Can I Do It 😙 Mom/Dad NO! Kid:🥺 Dad:Until Your 16 Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄 Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually The End

Where do babies come from?

A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.

Kid: Mom where do babies come from? Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much... Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.

where do babies come from

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from? Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child. Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from? Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy. Child: So, I came from a stork? Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

where do babies come from

The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more

nibba: where do babies come from? Mom: shut the fuck up

Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent) Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Lois: WHAT IS IT???????????????????? Stewie: hi Lois: I will send you to jesus Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something. Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? Stewie: Where do babies come from? Lois: From a stork.. Stewie: Isn't the baby too big? Lois: It's a magik stork! Stewie: That doesn't make sense. Lois: It does. Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~ Lois: *kills Stewie*