A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used mainly in Western Scotland/Glasgow area. Someone who is street smart and usually a bit cocky. Knows the patter, knows criminals and is probably half criminal themselves. A bit dodgy and a bit of a prick.
Person 1 'A see so and so got a new B.M.W , how the fuck did he manage that wan?' Person 2 'Fuck knows mate, you know whit that fuckin wideos like, he's probably robbed somecunt'
Hybrid of the words video and widow; a person (usually a woman) whose spouse or significant other spends most of their time playing video games, so much so that the person feels like a widow. Wideo can be used alone or in conjunction with the game or gaming system being used (or in this case abused).
"Toni is a Worlds of Warcraft Wideo--her husband spends more time on the computer than on her!"
"All the Wii Wideos in my family threatened to take our Nunchucks and beat us with them if we didn't stop playing so much!"
As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!