Country Dictionary

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Wilko's

Slang for the shop Wilkinson's

'Do you fancy going to Wilko's??'

Steve: 'Where did you get that from?'
John: 'I got it from Wilko's mate!'

by Weezley November 26, 2008

Wilko

A bad ass bitch ... that won't stop at nothing !! If she wants it ... she WILL get it.

Born winner. Is the envy of everyone. Clever ... devious and can destroy you in seconds.

Don't fuck with a wilko

Omg I want to party with wilko

by Anon21336 April 22, 2017

Wilko

Wilko (Dirived from the name of the England Rugby star Jonny Wilkinson) Is a term used for taking a poo. This is because of the stance he takes when he is about to kick the ball, hands grasped legs slightly bent like hes forcing out a fat one.

Courgh someones layed a stonken Wilko in the bog!

Or. I'm off for a wilko, think it was that Rojan Josh!!

by toplad2012 May 14, 2012

Wilko

Term for a girl who is a complete, lying, cheating, devious, douche-bag who should never be trusted. Wilko's normally run in packs for immoral support and can be found throughout the world but seem to be most concentrated in Australia around the Gold Coast. Should you find yourself in the company of Wilko's rejoice but beware. You will without a doubt get laid especially if the Wilko is currently involved in a relationship but tread lightly and don't fall into their web of cuntly mind fucking. Wilko's are especially prime candidates for donkey punching, rodeo fucking and my favorite filming without consent(who am I kidding they'll consent).

Look at those moles, full Wilkos ,kick em straight in the cunt!

No way bro don't date that chick!!! She's queen of the Wilko's

by Mole Slayer April 02, 2011

Wilko

Motorcycle Policeman

That shit cunt Wilko is up on the mountain harrassing motorcyclists again.

by Dave Taylor August 26, 2021

wilkos

to fuck something up totally , make a big fuck up, a shit stain on the pants of the world

iv just made a massive wilkos......

by red boy77 May 08, 2011

Wilko

Term coined for a bogan male. Normally sporting an untrendy haircut, drinking bundy rum and driving a ute.

Brooke: Oh my god Hydro! Look at that bloke! He's such a yobbo!
Hydro: He's worse than that! He's a Wilko!

by Shaun W October 04, 2007