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Will-Forting someone includes calling them, holding the phone up to the radio or speaker, and forcing the person on the other end to listen to any obnoxious jam you please. In many cases, Will-Forting someone may result in the person who you are Will-Forting to never call you again, for fear of hearing another random, loud song. This tactic could be used as an excuse to dodge a real conversation, generally confuse, or piss someone off so much that you never hear from them again.

"I didn't want to talk to Hannah, so when she called, I held the phone up to the radio. I really Will-Forted her."

The nicest cast member of SNL. Gentle and hilarious.

We need more Will Forte's in this world.

a thing at which someone excels

small talk was not his forte
her forte was not education
music is her forte

See: Fort Apache

I'm out at The Fort.

A fort is an enclosed space made from sheets, chairs and other household items. Forts can have high ceilings.

Kevin makes semi-okay forts.

You are never too old to make a fort.

The act of entrapping a person under a blanket, giving the illusion of a "fort".

"I am going to fort you!", "I was punched in the face while forting my friend"

A great guy who is kind and caring and will stick with his friends through thick and thin. He is stubborn but is constantly thinking about what's best for other people. He will work hard for what he wants and always keeps a positive view of things. He is funny and is an all round amazing person! If your lucky enough to meet him then you know he will be a life long friend. There are no words to describe exactly how amazing he is, you can only know if you meet him.

Person 1: Hey, how would you describe Fort?
Person 2: You can't! there is no way to describe his amazingness