A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.
I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.
When you get analy probed by someone dressed up as an alien that probes you with a crutch and fills you with cheese.
Slayer analy probed a kid at the skatepark. The kid felt like a hot mozzarella stick when slayer was done. This is the Wisconsin cheesecurd.