A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again. 2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips. 3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot. 2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves? 3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!
an extra large and cavernous minge.
as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.
When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end
"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"
Used to describe large, hanging or dangling labia.
As in "Holy cow! Check out the wizard sleeves on that broad!"
A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience. # is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel # See bucket fanny
why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind
Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.
"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!" Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?" Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!" Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"
n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top
"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"