Country Dictionary

"Waste-of-F***ing-Time"-ing

A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!

adjective: something awesome or cool
verb: being awesome or cool
adverb: an awesome or cool verb

Adj: That chicken is so wofting.
Verb: I'm wofting.
Adv: You are eating woftingly.

Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.

That last meeting was a total woft.

Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.

"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"

Warrant Officer Flight Training, a US Army program to produce mostly Rotary Wing Aviators holding ranks between Warrant Officer 1 and Chief Warrant Officer 5. It is conducted at Ft. Rucker, Alabama.

James is going into WOFT at to become a US Army helicopter pilot.

the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your "gift" with others

I totally wofted my fart at you. Enjoy!

Waste of Fucking Time.

Often used in reference to useless females.

"Man, this girl gave me a handjob and expected that to be that, didn't finish the job. What a WOFT."