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wood chopping

To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.

Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!

by Fester Festrian July 07, 2004

360 Wood Chop

1.) When, after sexual intercourse, the male jumps in the air and does a 360 spin and slaps the female's vagina with full force upon landing 2.) When a lumberjack takes his axe and jumps in the air, completing a 360 degree spin and successfully chops a log/tree 3.) When you continually spin while jacking off

I preformed a 360 wood chop on your mom last night!

by PlanX December 05, 2010

chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 11, 2005

Chop Wood

Rally cry for Rutgers Football. Visual: side of right hand comes down hard on left wrist or forearm. Symbol: an Ax. Coined by Coach Greg Schiano during the 2005-2006 season. First recorded in national news, New York Times, November 10, 2007 in press following Rutgers' upset of No. 3 Louisville.

"If you're ever gonna be No.1, you have to chop wood." Football Game is a "60-minute chop" To get your mojo back: "I got back on my chop."

by Colonel Henry November 12, 2006

Chop Wood

Rally cry for Rutgers Football. Visual: side of right hand comes down hard on left wrist or forearm. Symbol: an Ax. Coined by Coach Greg Schiano during the 2005-2006 season. First recorded in national news, New York Times, November 10, 2006 in press following Rutgers' upset of No. 3 Louisville.

"If you're ever gonna be No.1, you have to chop wood." Football Game is a "60-minute chop" To get your mojo back: "I got back on my chop."

by Colonel Henry November 12, 2006

chopped woods

a girl with a clean pussy

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!

by lilbabiey December 19, 2018

chopped wood

Another term For masturbating ...

When's the last time u chopped wood ? Lol 420 thinking

by Jrock21 September 28, 2013