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wood-pecker

A dildo from the 1800's.

Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!

by Roger Buttram January 19, 2007

Wood pecker

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood

My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker

by dudeo11 July 23, 2018

wood pecker

Someone who gives head alot

as a hobby, not even for money!

by Dukie May 16, 2005

Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING Bedroom technique: When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck That's it that's the definition

MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020

the woody wood pecker

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker

kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

by the original woody May 12, 2011

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010