A fork of Rural Dictionary
A terribly boring city in the state of Oregon. Never go there if you dont understand spanish.
Steve: Dude I have to go to Woodburn today.
Bob: That sucks ass.
The burning sensation on the penis, caused from a bad handjob. Feeling is similar to that of razor burn.
I got the worst woodburn ever last night.
It was getting pretty hot and heavy, but she gave me a total woodburn. I might need ointment.
When a girl give you a death grip of a hand job.
When I was done with my woodburn, i ran my dick under the cold shower for an hour.
to be extremely ripped and have dry anal sex.
i have experienced this procedure to very painful and would not advise this at home and/or anywheres
prom date: where the FUCK are we??
myself: uuh i think were in a scummy hotel
prom date: did we? uuhh!!!
myself: ya! i think so. my dick burns like really
supermodel of the year: i think this video tape might solve your problems
prom date/myself:whaaaa??
supermodel of the year: didlee!
(pops in the vid)
myself: wow what a cheap room only a baggie of meth.. holy shit im ripped outta my mind
prom date: wanna have anal sex
myself: is that even a damn question
(thinks to self: "im so damn laced")
(after movie)
prom date/myself: well shit i guess we did it
supermodel of the year: this is what we would like to call "woodburn". just so you know. well ima dip set! peace out braheem
An expert cleaner and reality TV legend who's best known for the TV show How Clean is Your House? and Celebrity Big Brother.
Person 1: Kim Woodburn is a living legend
euph. A genteel expression of one's urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.
'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)