Country Dictionary

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Wooton

When you want to have a beer but you cant spell, chicks hate you and your penis is short.

Wooton the fuck out of a beer.

by Litch Driftwood August 28, 2020

Wooton

A person who thinks hundreds of thousands of people dying is funny. e.g. Japan

Hello My names wooton, im going to hell one day...

by Sgt Goldfish March 14, 2011

Wooton Park

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.

For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick

by big phaz July 15, 2019

felix wooton

a dude that likes to play basketball and he always says bend down girls daddy got his guns

he's a real felix wooton

by savage543you March 07, 2017