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When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.
haha dude go woozle Frank... hes sitting right there!
1. A furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. Most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye. 2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.
You're the cutest wittle woozle ever! or Stop being such a woozlehead!
A seedy, weedy, doughy man. Often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.
Look at that woozle! I bet he's off to be defiled by his treacherous hephalump of a girlfriend.
A three inch tall creature from the enchanted forest on the moon. She traditionally has butterfly wings and antennae, kitty cat ears and a kitty cat tail. On a recent trip to Costa Rica, she visited the "Mo-Joe-Monkey-Bob" tree and traded her kitty cat tail for a monkey tail. Anyhow, she spends the day flittering through the enchanted forest, sleeping in mushroom homes, eating lingonberries, being in cahoots with the kitty cat; until she is stolen away by the Hefalump, forced to eat human food and lives unhappily in the city, while plotting forever to escape. Oh, she has an evil twin Weazle.
Woozles like to weasle their way into things.