A fork of Rural Dictionary
What the fuck man. Used in anger or resentment for someone's actions.
Guy 1: your girlfriend wanted to sleep with me, so I let her
Guy 2: wtfm!!
Write The F****ing Manual. Based on the term RTFM. Used when a lack of documentation exists for a given system.
User: Where do I find that?
Ops: RTFM
User: WTFM first, jerk
What The Fudge Muffin???
used as an inside joke between friends or by those who don't wish to offend those around them. A substitute for WTF??
Person one: I just found a pencil I lost 6 months ago! YAY!!!
Person two: WTFM??
Accronym for "What The Fuck Mate", basically the Australian version of WTF (What The Fuck)
Vanessa "Darling i fucked Nathan last night"
Robert "WTFM! You Fucked my dad WTFM!"
What the Funky Monkey- Used by those who do not wish to offend conservative, religious, or old people. It is a suitable exchange for the expression WTF
Jason: Dude, all the people are like flying, so are you!
Freddie: WTFM?