A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with very little working knowledge of the real world. A person whose job is to draw a red X to approximate a location on a map. A job given to chimpanzees to make them feel important.
“Hey Matt, how come that new girl in the office doesn’t do anything but paint her nails and talk on the phone?” “Don’t mind her, she is a Red X'er, she doesn’t do anything! Although I did give her the Cincinnati bowtie in the break room”
One of the few, the proud, Generation X'ers born between the years 1960-1980, or, 1965-1985(if born"on the cusp"('X'ennial', denying anything to do with the Millenial "value system". Unlike the "Boomer's" who came before them, X'ers are "the last golden generation", who experienced the 3 greatest decades:The 70's, 80's, and 90's. Us X'ers, learned the hard way, with a latchkey hooked to our trousers so we could get in the house after school, and tune into MTV, or Much Music, that still aired music videos, thereafter. If we had issues with others, we fought them in real life.We drank hose water, to stay hydrated, and lived outdoors, until the street lights came, on. We grew up listening to the best music, watching the best movies, and TV shows, and went to the wildest parties, and now, after years of struggle, and neglect, we're the new, Badass Generation to be reckoned with, by every other!
Millenial Snowflake : "Look at that Sketchy Guy! He's wearing a 'Gun's 'N'Roses t-shirt, playing his music too loud.... He should be cancelled, for being a Racist, Serial-Killer-Pedophile !" X'enial : "Shhhhhh!.... Shut up Dude! He's an X'er!.... He'll kick both our asses, and we'll be charged with defamation!"