A fork of Rural Dictionary
A description of when someone just can’t seem to shut the fuck up.
When it comes to the capacity to yammer on without ever seeming to need to take a break or a breath, he takes first place in that competition!
Being in an altered mental or physical state after having consumed (yammed) too much vagina.
Intoxication from performing excessive amounts of conelingus.
"I will be so yammered after this orgy"
"Your mom got me so yammered I passed out"
"I would get so yammered if I could get with Megan Fox"
To be intoxicated by the consumption of yams; a condition that is common during the holiday seasons. Leads to odd family moments and lame jokes.
1. "These sweet potatoes are amazing!"
"Are you kidding? These are yams, sweet potatoes don't even fall into the Dioscoreaceae family. You're so yammered."
2. "Man, I want to go out and get yammered tonight at my parent's place. You up for it?"