Country Dictionary

When you're baked as fuck and can't make any logical sense

Dude.. Jim is so yoed right now

Yo matt let's go get yoed and watch Rick and Morty

Yoed is the name parents gives a chubby mildly obese kid. He loves playing video games where he gets carried.

Yoed love cake.

A string of noises emitted by retards when attempting to say "Hello".

A Homie: Yo yo yo, whaddup ma nigga.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I shoot you in the head (again).

a childs toy used for amusement in an up and down motion, capable of performing tricks

yo my homie bro, thinks are totally wack... have u seen my yo yo??

another way of saying wassup, or hi

"ey yo dawg how u been?"

When you're trying to hold back a monster sized shit and it keeps pushing its way out; followed by you pulling it back in.

Dude you have got to pull over! I've got a serious yo-yo going here.

Term used in the early 20th century to refer to homeless people traveling back and forth on Subway trains for the day. Traveling back and forth with no purpose but to take up time. Used extensively in the novel V. by Thomas Pynchon.

I had no where to go, so I spent the day yo-yoing.