A fork of Rural Dictionary
yort is for all things. yort is simultaneously nothing and everything. you are yort...your mom is so yort...we. are. yort. it’s the most versatile word in the history of words. like cmon man, yort. y-o-r-t. it just rolls of the tongue so nicely. yort. yort yort. i’m surprised it’s not in webster’s dictionary already!! ALL the kids are saying yort :D deuces, yort!!
person a: “god...i’m so tired. i could kill for a yort right now :/“
person b: “my stupid whore girlfriend is being SUCH a yort. ugh”
person c: “omg aiden!! your song is soooo yort! i lauv it :)”
(V) The process of a man bleaching his asshole. The name is chosen from the noise made while the bleach is applied to the asshole. Also known as yorting.
When the chemicals used to bleach made contact with his asshole, the man cried out “YORT!”
Or
Can’t wait to go to the salon and Yort. My assholes been getting pretty dark lately.