A fork of Rural Dictionary
That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue E:no I don’t who is blue A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn Friend: your local old man is weird
That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc
Friend: its that guy again Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn Friend: your local old man is weird
an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide
Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity" Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*
1. Train whistle 2. Drum set 3. Any toy that runs on batteries 4. Any toy that has a speaker 5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved 6. meth 7. Voice activated toys 8. Things that can be slammed closed 9. Things that provide the child with glucose 10. An electric guitar 11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell 12. dildos 13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts 14. Soldering iron 15. Sugar 16. Sucrose 17. Glucose 18. Rat poison 19. Basketball 20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?” No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex