A fork of Rural Dictionary
A beautiful girl who attracts all boys. Boys will bow down to her because she is so amazing. She has fantastic arms and anyone would be lucky to have them. She is very friendly and gets along with everyone. She thinks she is a total psycho, but it comes off as charming.
I'm so jealous of that girl, she's such a Yuliya! I picked up the hottest girl last night, maaaaajor Yuliya.
The most beautiful girl in the world. She is talented in many different ways. Fits in with everybody. She doesn't give a damn what people think of her, giving her a lot of respect from others. She's extremely wise. Ask for any advice, she'll give you a lot. She's oh-so incredibly deep. She doesn't talk much around people that she just met, but when it comes to friends, she can talk for hours on one topic, and she'll never tolerate awkward silences in a conversation. Boys, she's definitely a keeper.
Girl 1: you're a slut Yuliya: you're undatable. Need any tips? Girl 1: (gets on knees) will you? ----------------------------------------- Girl 2: you're ugly Yuliya: It's the inside that counts Girl 2: (squints) ----------------------------------------- Girl 3: you're mean Yuliya: you were the one who approached me Girl 3: (tries to say something, then quietly walks away) ----------------------------------------- Girl 4: you're dumb as hell Yuliya: you're no dumber than me. Want to be study buddies? Girl 4: uhh... sure...? Yuliya: great! Let's get started on biolgy ----------------------------------------- Girl 5: you stink like hell. Yuliya: (sniffs under arms) no, I'm pretty sure that's you. Want some deeodrant? Girl 5: (sniffs under arms, then takes deeodrant) thanks... ----------------------------------------- Girl 6: you're a mamas girl Yuliya: you have issues in your family Girl 6: (breaks down into tears) Yuliya: (soothingly rubs Girl 6's shoulder) shhhhhhh... it'll be okay, it'll be alright. ----------------------------------------- Yuliya: hey girls how are you? Girls 1,2,3,4,5,6: Great! You?