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An excellent guitar player who often uses natural harmonics and pinched notes. (By the way, he is in fact better than Tom from Blink 182. There is no way in hell that Tom could play any of Zakk's solos.)
Zakk Wylde is better at guitar than you.
Today's God father of guitar players. He is truly the next jimi Hendrix. Zakk is way better than any other guitar player of today's bands.
Zakk is incomparable with other amateur guitarists, especially Tom of blink 182, which sucks dick big time anyway... IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY OPINION, YOU CAN FUCK YOUR SELF AND I'LL BE WATCHING YOU CRYING FOR THAT.
This is the god of the guitar and Heavy Metal music.
Oh my god, Zakk Wylde is fucking good !
A sell-out artist, partially known for his chewbacca-snatch hairdo, who crossed from country to metal while sucking Ozzy's 4-inch weasel. The bull-eye's design on his guitar is there to let other men know where to dump their jizz. His common clothing consist of faggot (Harley-riders) clothes along with assless leather chaps. The reason for his current shaggy and homeless appearance is because he is a veteran of the infamous bum fights videos, not a veteran of any war. The reason why he let his beard grow out is because he doesn't want any of his old "clients" from his previous "job" (prostitute) to recognize him and his feminine features. Although not well-known, the reason why this wigger does not like artist Fred Durst is because Durst reminds the assless chap wearing mountain man of his younger rebellious (and gay years) of blowing Ozzy.
Son: "Hey dad?" Dad: "Yes Son?" Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!" Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
Outstanding guitarist accomplished in numerous styles ranging from classical to the heaviest metal this side of Tony Iommi. One of the premier guitarists of today. Fiercely loyal to friends, bandmates and fans. Does not suffer fools or assholes well. Big supporter of the Red, White and Blue. Big believer in living by a code of honor. As honest as the day is long. If you don't think you want to know his answer, you best not ask the question. A rock & roll classic.
If you want to hear straight ahead heavy music that does not follow another's lead, dial up some Zakk Wylde.
The most amazing guitarist of the day. Many people assume things about Zakk wylde, but they just realize that theyre punk ass garbage bands or themselves cannot live up to Zakk's blistering solos. Do you see any other bands pull this shit off? Not many. Dimebag Darrell was also good friends with him(R.I.P) Also, people say hes a wannabe biker. He isnt a wannabe, and I guarantee you wouldnt say that to his face. Quit hiding behind the fucking screen, and do something if you feel that way. Also as said before, extremely loyal to friends, and also a very caring person. Get on his bad side though, and he'll kick your ass. Enough said.
Nick-"Holy shit, that punk just called Zakk wylde a poser!" Ethan-"Better call the EMS and tell them to bring 2 body bags-One for him and the other one for his asshole after havin a boot put through it"
One of the most influential and original guitarists of all time. Joined Ozzy Osbourne's band in December of 1987, and still remains faithful to the Ozzman today. He also has a full catalog of albums with his own band, Black Label Society, and has a southern metal record called Pride And Glory.
Bone crushing metal riffs and explosive, over the top solos consisting of Pentatonic mayhem.