A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zena is a caring, loveable friend that you could not live with. They are quite athletic and have good taste in music and/or literature. If they were to be a instrument in a band they would have to be a bass guitar! If you know one, don’t let them go!
Hey who’s that really cool girl that we met in the library? Oh her? She’s definitely a Zena!
The prettiest person alive. It means beautiful in Arabic and all the boys are in love with her. People pick on her because they’re so jealous of her.
Zena’s friend: hey, why do u pick on Zena Random irrelevant guy: tbh, it’s only cos I’m madly in love with her
A beautiful, funny, nice and caring person. Great in all aspects of life. Will kick ass if you mess with her friends! Usually very skinny and brown eyes. Awesome tastes in music and literature. Zena's are always right.
Person 1: Hey, I bet against a Zena today and lost ): Person 2: What did I tell you? Zena's are always right! Person 1: I'm sorry man, I just tried to defy the laws of the universe... Person 2: Well at least you learnt your lesson.
kick ass karate-choppin warrior princess
Don't make me go ZENA on your ass bee-otch!!
The best person on earth, certainly better than me (Ryu)
A; whio is the best person to ever live? B: Zena obvs